Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ideas for WILD HOGS 2: BACHELOR RIDE

While many consider VAN WILDER to be Walt Becker's definitive masterpiece, it is in fact WILD HOGS that gives Becker his right-to-brag. With 2011 just around the corner, its time to start thinking about WILD HOGS 2.

WHAT "WILD HOGS 2: BACHELOR RIDE" NEEDS TO BE A SUITABLE SEQUEL
-Clearer depiction of Cincinnati lifestyle.
-Updated Harley Davidson Models, (preferably 2011 releases).
-Revival of John McGinley as the completely non-offensive gay and stupid policeman.
-Tone down sexual content and violence for potential PG rating.
-Bigger production budget, (300 Mill-ish).
-Hilarious 5th Middle-Aged Biker to join Allen, Travolta, Lawrence, and Macy.
-More awesome bike stunts
-Better graphics on CGI Ray Liotta during fight scenes.
-Funny faux bike gang TV spots during closing credits.
-Less backstory on Doug and and Bobby.
-At least sixteen neat misadventures involving bikes.
-Higher ratio of slapstick to dialogue.

2 comments:

  1. Mickey Rourke as the fifth middle-aged biker...it was confirmed today at 3:00 PM.

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